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Alex J. Mercer
United States
Been a couple of rough months. But let's just say everything's fine.
I'm still alive and kicking, trying to find a spot for myself as I type away in this sleazy hotel room (go identity theft for easy room booking).

Was it just me or did anyone else had a shitty nightmare where I had a supreme douchebag complex and then that big heller guy killed me off?

Ergh, that sucked.

Never happened though.

I got him first *grinn*

Well thought I should say something since so many people wrote to me. Been a long while, I know.

...sorry.I hate appologising, leave me alone.

So here's my face. I can't fucking understand this goddamned fucking website.
I should go. I have to catch dinner with my sister.
Oh by the way, seems my... well Alex's birthday was nearly two months ago. He would've been 34. I only know this because I went through his spam folder and found a generic company email from Gentek wishing him a happy birthday.

Cynical Bastards.

Gotta go now.
keep behaving
no you don't really have to, heh</i>

Zeus out.
  • Listening to: Some couple arguing next door...
  • Reading: All you guys wrote me. Thanks &lt;3
  • Watching: Nothing. Guy next door is a loud douche.
  • Playing: With my thoughts. I&#039;m hungry.
  • Eating: Right, gonna snack on that douchebag.
  • Drinking: And drink his blood. Have a good day. Bye.

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KuletXCore Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015
Ruvikplz Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014
I hope things get better for you.
PhilipPenumbraPlz Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014
Happy Birthday Alex!
Spritesliker007 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Spritesliker007 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Spritesliker007 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Jettheninja12 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013

Me: What the hell are you lookin' at?

Me: NO NO NO!!!!!!

patchy-fan Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
(walks around) La la la (sees Alex Mercer, run away in fear of being consumed) AHHHHH
masonicon Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013  Student General Artist
you has eaten everyone from Heroes Universe that aren't Hiro Nakamura or Emile Danko in My project
n0hav0cyet Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Alex Mercer for the fucking win!
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